A thief in Janesville, Wisconsin stole cash and cigarettes from a convenience store.

I've never committed a robbery so everything I know about stealing I've learned from TV shows and movies. I think the key to a successful crime is speed. Get in and out quick, before the police get there. That means keeping the haul to a minimum.

In a recent incident that happened in Wisconsin, I think the suspect was thinking the same thing.

According to mystateline.com,

"The Janesville Police Department was dispatched to a Stop-N-Go where earlier a man entered the store and demanded all of the money. The suspect took an undisclosed amount of money and two packs of Newport Cigarettes. He never displayed a firearm, but it was believed he had one in his jacket pocket because of his actions. The suspect fled on foot prior to the police arrival."

I can't believe he forgot to grab so beef jerky too.


 

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