steal

Almost like the opening to a joke, thieves walked into an ice cream parlor and hot dog stand combo restaurant to steal something ridiculous (your punchline goes here).

If you looked up dumb Illinois criminal committing a stupid crime in the dictionary, I'm pretty sure you'll see this thief's picture.

It sounds like the plot from a 1990s high school movie where nerdy thieves use technology to steal thousands of dollars worth of skateboarding gear.

Do you remember when thieves would just steal packages off of your front porch, now they're breaking into post offices.

Stealing from a dead man is not the way to be a good neighbor in Wisconsin.

Stealing is never good, especially at your own work but this Illinois Lottery employee thought he could get away with it.

There's a very unhappy handyman in Illinois after thieves stole 32 power tools worth $11,000 from him.

If you have some letters to send out, never drop them off at an exterior mailbox in Illinois.

There have been many unsuccessful robberies of ATM machines in Illinois but could this time we finally have a winner?

The reason these thieves in Illinois robbed a gas station will blow your mind.