Drunk Raccoons in Rockford?Drunk Raccoons in Rockford?There are reports of raccoons drunk off of fermented crab apples...Captain JackCaptain Jack
Illinois Likes To Drink This Kind Of Alcohol To Get DrunkIllinois Likes To Drink This Kind Of Alcohol To Get DrunkWhen getting drunk in Illinois, people like to drink this kind of booze.Double TDouble T
Two DUIs in 24 HoursTwo DUIs in 24 HoursAt least it isn't in Rockford. A Concord, New Hampshire man gets two DUIs in 24 hours.Captain JackCaptain Jack
Wisconsin Man Passes Out Drunk While Shopping For CarWisconsin Man Passes Out Drunk While Shopping For CarPublic intoxication is definitely frowned upon. Especially when you're shopping for something you can get a DUI in.TJ DealTJ Deal
Drunk Man Attack Daffy at Six FlagsDrunk Man Attack Daffy at Six FlagsWas it all the spitting when he talks?Captain JackCaptain Jack
Illinois Man Strips Naked Because of Closed Burger KingIllinois Man Strips Naked Because of Closed Burger KingAs reactions go, this one seems to be a little over-the-top. But, we've all been there, amirite?Riley O'NeilRiley O'Neil
Drunk Shopping In Rockford Is A Real ThingDrunk Shopping In Rockford Is A Real ThingThere's nothing wrong with having a couple of drinks and then hitting a store.Double TDouble T
Burger King Gets DUIBurger King Gets DUIWas the giant head and crown not a dead giveaway for these officers?Captain JackCaptain Jack
Drunk Wisconsin ThiefDrunk Wisconsin ThiefA drunk Wisconsin man was arrested for stealing strange things from a neighbor's car.Double TDouble T
10 Hangover Fixes10 Hangover FixesThe long holiday weekend is upon us, are you really ready?Captain JackCaptain Jack