I have always looked at the TSA officers at the airport as mall cops on steroids. Not your musclehead 'roids, but powertrip steroids. I don't know if they have foiled any evil plots or not, but seeing this story doesn't make me feel one bit safer. Makes me a little mad though. Mini-mad, if you will.

One day you're rolling in a limo as the world shouts your name. Then this happens to you. Think they bought him dinner first at least? Get a room you two.

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