Illinois Men Arrested For Stealing 100 Bronze Vases From Cemetery

This Oswego, Illinois man was busted for stealing over 100 bronze vases from a cemetery. Patch

There's losers, and then there are LOSERS. Welcome David Ryan of Oswego and Vincent Teruel of Sugar Grove. LOOOOOOOSERS!!! These two bums were busted and charged with:

•  Aggravated assault
• Obstructing a police officer
• Driving with a revoked license 
• Aggravated battery to a police officer
• Resisting a police officer
• Unlawful vandalization of a grave
• Theft

They were stealing bronze vases from an Illinois cemetery. They had over 100 of them, and these are pretty pricey. These vases go for about $100 a piece, wow! The good news, after all the trouble went through with these tow losers, the cops were able to recover a good amount of them and return them.

Bond was set super high for the both of these guys, after not only stealing from a cemetery but also trying to get physical with the arrested officers...Seriously guys?

One of these bums, David Ryan was actually a wanted man...he had an active warrant. Wanna take a stab at what his previous arrest was for? Anyone? You got it, retail theft. Oh brother...These sticky finger fellas sure do like to take things that don't belong to them. Seriously, stealing from gravesites? That has to be the lowest of the low.

Well, these dudes are gonna be busy for a while NOT stealing things...and occupying a jail cell. Enjoy your new home!