Wisconsin Cops Called, Silent Man Sews His Mouth Shut With Needle and Thread

Cops were called in Waukesha, Wi when I man acting "strange" was walking around quietly, because he sewed his mouth shit WITH NEEDLE AND THREAD! Patch

I think I received this threat from my mom a time or tow growing up..."If you don't be quiet I'm going to sew your mouth shut!" Or something like that...maybe duct tape, who knows. OK let's figure out what the heck is going on, in Waukesha, Wisc.

Cops were alerted of a man acting strangely at a Salvation Army location in Waukesha, WI. Well, e know he wasn't yelling and screaming. So what's the deal?

When cops arrived, they approached the man who was in his early 20's...No issues, wasn't being violent or cursing loudly...Well maybe it was something like this:

"Mmmm, mmmpf, MMMMM!!!"

So after actually "speaking" with the young man, yes he could talk...He told the officers that this all started with him "attempting" to give himself a piercing...OK, pause. He was trying to pierce his lip apparently and while poking one hole, he decided..."You know what would be great, if I sewed my lips together!?" Seems legit to me.

OK but....why. Why to piercing, why the whole sewing the mouth shut. The young man's quote answering the question "WHY?"

He was trying to gain, "swag."

Swag is a term I hear often at home. This is swag, that is swag...Oh man, so swag!

Well now I know what "swag" means, apparently "swag" means dumb as hell.