Five Jobs Former Bears Coach John Fox can Have in Rockford

The Chicago Bears didn't hesitate on pulling the trigger Monday, now what will John Fox do?

As the Chicago Bears search for a new head coach, what will former coach John Fox do now? It's kinda hard to feel bad for this fella losing his job. The Bears brass hired a "name" and paid the price for it. Just because you've "name" that's worked here, worked there, doesn't mean you are destined to succeed for another established company. This sounds so familiar...

Let's see what we can do for Mr. Fox in Rockford. Here is my Top Five Jobs Former Bears Coach John Fox can Have in Rockford:

• Washing Rockford IceHogs players pants after a game
• Picking up cigarette butts outside of Rockford bars
• Champagne Room clean-up at local adult establishments
• Local daycare diaper patrol
• Shoe smeller at Rockford resale shops

Plenty of jobs available Coach Fox, look forward to seeing you.