Top Ten Turkey Jokes, Just In Time For Thanksgiving

It's almost time for Thanksgiving and I thought it would be fun for me to share some jokes with you. Being on the radio my family always expect me to bring the funny to the family dinner. I can't cook, so it's something I can do easily.

If being the drunk uncle isn't your thing, you can now be the funny uncle.

1. Q: What key won't open any door?
   A: A turkey!
2. Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
   A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
3. Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
   A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy
4. Q: What kind of weather does a turkey like?
   A: Fowl weather!
5. Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
   A: The turkey because he's already stuffed!
6. Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
   A: The drumstick.
7. Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?
   A: Wing, Wing! Wing, Wing!
8. Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
   A: They suspected fowl play.
9. Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an ghost?
   A: A poultrygeist!
10. Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
    A: To prove he wasn't a chicken!