This is the perfect example of why they call them dumb criminals and stupid crimes because smart people don't end up in the news for these types of actions.
You'd think that after stealing a car, you'd know better than to stop for a minute to chat with the police about the best way to get where you're going. You'd think that, and you'd be quite wrong.
As you battle through a Monday and it's sucking the life out of you, just remember...you didn't get headbutted by a goat while trying to take a selfie.