The movie "Cats" is getting slammed for being terrible. Box office experts are saying that this movie is going to lose its "tail."

But with the new laws in Illinois, I came across this amazing article (Thanks Erin Gellert) that might interest some of you... "People are seeing ‘Cats’ while high out of their minds. These are their stories."

If you don't know what I'm talking about, here is the trailer for this terrifying silver screen version of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical:

Apparently seeing this movie "high" is a thing. There are so many amazing stoned stories and quotes HERE. A couple of my favorites include:

 

Vomited four times but ultimately understood the film on a deep level

 

The most terrifying experience of my life. I swear to God my soul escaped me

 

Word around the radio ranch, is that this has already been done by one person in the building. Meow.