Santa Claus is known as a jolly guy but not sure if he'll be full of belly laughs after being roasted at this special Wisconsin comedy event.

The Roast Of Santa Claus In Wisconsin

There are a bunch of holiday movies with the same basic plot. The star is a naughty kid. He's not going to get anything for Christmas. He turns good and Santa ends up bringing him presents. It's a feel-good story.

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What about the real story? The majority of those naughty kids stay bad and end up with nothing for Christmas. I want to see a movie about that. No happy ending there. I'm sure that group of children are no fans of Santa.

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If you've ever met any comedians, then you know that many of them have "issues." That's what brings out the funny in them. I'm guessing several of those jokesters were the naughty kids when they were young. They may have even gotten some coal in their stocking.

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As adults and now stand-up comedians, they would like to finally get revenge on St. Nick. Nothing too drastic but something that could use their skills to make Santa feel bad for what he did to them. I'm talking about a comedy roast.

The Comedy Cabin has stepped up for all those naughty kids by hosting their very own Roast of Santa. Look out Mr. Jolly because these events can get nasty and those comedians are coming after you.

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The Comedy Roast of Santa Claus is happening on December 6th. A little warning, if you're easily offended this might not be the best event for you. The roasters haven't been officially announced yet but I would love to see some of St. Nick's rivals involved like the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy.

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