You can purchase your very own Ranch dressing fountain.

According to, Ranch dressing has gotten so popular that Hidden Valley Ranch has started selling merchandise. They've started up the Hidden Valley Ranch Outlet.

One of the items they are selling is a Ranch dressing fountain. Imagine a chocolate fountain at a fancy Sunday brunch. It goes for $100 which includes a year supply of dressing.

Think of the possibilities here in Rockford. You could have your own traveling Ranch dressing fountain stand.

You could charge per dip. Maybe 5 dips for $1. You would need to hire someone to make sure no one double dips a chip.

You could set it up at all kind great places.

1. BMO Harris Bank Center - For IceHogs games, concerts, and other events. Fans can bring their snacks over for a dip.

2. Rockford City Market - People can purchase veggies and other tasty treats to dip in the fountain.

3. Festivals and Fairs - Everything tastes better with Ranch. You can make big money bringing it out to events like Old Settler's Days and Winnebago County Fair.

4. Rockford Speedway - Think about those delicious french fries with some Ranch.

5. Magic Waters parking lot - You know those families that bring a picnic for lunch will forget to bring their own.

This is the kind of forward thinking that Rockford needs.

Video: Ranch dressing fountain (example)


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