![Naked Man On Drugs In Machesney Park](http://townsquare.media/site/722/files/2017/12/RS15680_519572409.jpg?w=630&h=419&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89&w=980&q=75)
Naked Man On Drugs In Machesney Park
A man that is high on drugs is on the loose in Machesney Park.
Sometimes when I read news stories, I can't help but think... "What the heck is going on in the world?"
Okay, here is another teaching moment for the children. JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS!
According to rockfordscanner.com at 5:40pm on Sunday night,
"Details are minimal right now, but there is a naked man on drugs running around Marquette School in Machesney Park."
I don't think I would like anymore "details."
"Officers are in the area looking for the naked man on drugs."
"It began in the 300 block of Marquette. The man tore up a house and is reported to be on Meth."
"White male, 46 years old 6'3" long brown hair and a scruffy beard."
Not to be confused with other naked men in that area.
"Last seen near Marquette School."
If you see him please offer him some pants.
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