Microscopic Machesney Park Man Exposes Himself at Rockford Target
A Machesney Park man that was "proud" of what he had, showed it off inside the Target store in Rockford. MyStateline
Twenty five year old Colon Hobson has been arrested for doing something that wouldn't make mom very proud. Colon exposed himself inside the Target store in Rockford. Imagine you were there to get your laundry detergent, pick up a greeting card for Aunt Edna, and maybe a new dish set so you can look trendy while you eat...All of a sudden you look to your left, and there's a guy dropping his pants. Scary right? There's gasps, screams, and one person wondering out loud why this twenty five year old is built like a three year old...Yuck dude, that's just bad.
So why do people do sick crap like this? Lucky for you I looked it up...
Exhibitionism is a form of paraphilia. Exhibitionists (usually males) expose their genitals, usually to unsuspecting strangers, and become sexually excited when doing so. They may be aware of their need to surprise, shock, or impress the unwilling observer. - MERCK MANUAL
So there you go, it's a disorder. Treatment of exhibitionistic disorder usually begins after exhibitionists are arrested, and that's what happened to this "tiny" clown.
A warrant was obtained for the arrest of Colon Hobson, and they nabbed the "little fella" last Wednesday and he was charged with Public Indecency.
While you are locked up, you might wanna keep things where they belong...Just a "little" advice.