Man Arrested Claims Socks He’s Wearing, Aren’t His.

Dumb criminal are my favorite.

From Smoking Gun this outstanding member of society was pulled over in Ohio, for not using a turn signal at 4:30 am.

Damien Clark Jr. smelled like weed, so the officer conducted a search and found a bag of coke in his sock. Mr. Clark's response? "These aren't my socks". Clark was charged with three felony narcotics counts...they found pills and more coke.

Side note, he threw up in the back of the squad car.