There is almost nothing I look forward to in the summer more than getting some Wisconsin fair food, but I will NEVER put this in my mouth, would you?

Wisconsin State Fair Food

That's my favorite headline. I was born and raised in Madison, Wisconsin, and spent plenty of my childhood at the WI State Fair in West Allis. Eating crazy foods on sticks, riding all the carnival rides, and watching old bands from my parents' youth.

This year, the WI State Fair has a ton of great new foods to try, including some crazy concoctions you won't find anywhere else.

Brat & Kraut Cheese Curd Taco

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Little bites of Johnsonville brat, cheddar cheese curds, and sauerkraut topped with Beer ’n Brat mustard all in a fried flour tortilla.

Corn dogs are a MUST at a fair, this one at the WI State Fair got a cheesy upgrade.

Beer-Battered Corn Dog Dipped in Hot Wisconsin Cheddar

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One other crazy concoction you might want to try was originally an April Fool's Day prank.

The Dill Pickle Donut

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The Dill Pickle Donut is a hand-cut yeast-raised donut "frosted" with a dill pickle juice whipped cream cheese and topped with thick-cut dill pickles and a dill sprinkle

and now, the food I WILL NOT be putting in my mouth.

Bug Chow Mein

It's a bowl of teriyaki noodles mixed with the following sauteed edible bugs:

 

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This is what the dish looks like when it's served.

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And yes, you get a fortune cookie with it. I bet I know what it says inside.

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There are a ton of new food choices for this year's Wisconsin State Fair. This year's fair takes place August 3 through August 13. If you want ticket info, click here. If you want the music schedule, click here.

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