I’m A Sucker For The Off-Brand Cereals To Start My Day
Sometimes a Leprechaun is too 'Otherworldly' for that early in the morning.
They're cool, and lucky, and all that--but sometimes you just want to start your day with someone a little more casual. A friend. Better yet-- a 'Mate.'
Exhibit A is above. I have always been a fan of the Malt-O-Meal cereals(Now MOM brands). They are lighter, and I guess the anarchist in me loves the blatant name rip-offs. It's like the guy who was thinking up porn parody titles got fired, and landed at the cereal company. Apple Zings, for instance--not even close to Apple Jacks. Maybe you're in the mood for Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch Cereal, but are about 3 dollars short? Well, out pops Peanut Butter Colossal Crunch to the rescue. Not the same rank as Cap'n, but gotta be at least an E5, bucking for a promotion...