If Nothing Else Vote for Me [VIDEO]

I voted on my way to work this morning and I have the 'I'm better than you and voted' sticker on my shirt to prove it. Are you tired of voting for the lesser of two evils? Need a sort-of competent alternative? Then shrug your shoulders and write-in my name. Whatever the office, I'm game. Governor? Sure. Seat on some county board? Why not? Coroner? Hmmmm, better skip that one. That's just gross.