For the first time in a while, our missed connection is a woman checking out a man.

And that man is a Jimmy John's Delivery driver in Dixon.

Freaky fast delivery could help this situation... lady, just order something!

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Also, in case you aren't aware, Jimmy John's is the best and you can literally just order one cookie to be delivered if you want to.

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