Captain Jack vs A Cake

I busted my butt for months. Down to 6% body fat. So let's eat cake, lots of cake.

What happens if you have an entire cake to yourself and a thirty minute timer.

Not to mention Lori buys you a six pack of beer to wash it down?

I've been waiting for this for months, just me and a cake. Do I have what it takes to take down the entire thing. I mean, I do love cake.

The timer is set and I have a fork, welcome to Captain Jack vs. A Cake