6 Inappropriately Named Cocktails To Order At A Bar

While visiting the local watering hole, I became very disturbed by the drink the gentleman ordered next to me. He said, "excuse me bartender, can I get a Paul Walker?" A WHAT!? I then realized there are many inappropriate cocktails one can order, guaranteed to make the rest of the bar patrons squirm.

1. Paul Walker

Chug down an Irish Car Bomb and follow it by a shot of Fireball Whiskey.

I mean come on now... must I explain this one?

2. Blood of Satan

All you need is 1/2 shot Bailey’s Irish Cream,1/2 shot Jack Daniels,1/2 shot Jägermeister and1/2 shot Goldschläger.

3. Liquid Cocaine

Combine equal parts of Bacardi 151 rum, Jagermeister liqueur and Rumple Minze peppermint liqueur in a shot glass and down the hatch. (This one will put hair on your chest.)

4. Flaming Lamborghini

Pour 1 oz Sambuca, 1 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur into a cocktail glass. Pour 1 oz Baileys Irish Creme and 1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur into separate shot glasses. Set fire to the concoction in the cocktail glass and start to drink through a straw. As the bottom of the glass is reached, put out the fire by pouring the Baileys and Blue Curacao into the cocktail glass and keep drinking until it's gone. WHOA.

5. Red Headed Stepchild