While visiting the local watering hole, I became very disturbed by the drink the gentleman ordered next to me. He said, "excuse me bartender, can I get a Paul Walker?" A WHAT!? I then realized there are many inappropriate cocktails one can order, guaranteed to make the rest of the bar patrons squirm.

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Chug down an Irish Car Bomb and follow it by a shot of Fireball Whiskey.

I mean come on now... must I explain this one?

All you need is 1/2 shot Bailey’s Irish Cream,1/2 shot Jack Daniels,1/2 shot Jägermeister and1/2 shot Goldschläger.

Combine equal parts of Bacardi 151 rum, Jagermeister liqueur and Rumple Minze peppermint liqueur in a shot glass and down the hatch. (This one will put hair on your chest.)

Pour 1 oz Sambuca, 1 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur into a cocktail glass. Pour 1 oz Baileys Irish Creme and 1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur into separate shot glasses. Set fire to the concoction in the cocktail glass and start to drink through a straw. As the bottom of the glass is reached, put out the fire by pouring the Baileys and Blue Curacao into the cocktail glass and keep drinking until it's gone. WHOA.

Combine 1 oz DeKuyper Watermelon Pucker,1 oz Jagermeister liqueur and 3 - 4 oz Fruit Punch and shake ingredients over ice. Pour into a rocks glass and enjoy.

6. Live Human Brain

Shake 1/2 oz vodka, 1/2 oz E & J Cask & Cream Chocolate Temptation liqueur and 1/2 oz strawberry syrup in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a glass. Something tells me this would actually be delicious.

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