Your $1200 Stimulus Check Will Buy a Guillotine
When your stimulus check arrives, here's an idea to lose your head over. (Sorry had, to...please don't do this btw)
According to CLTampa $1200 is what it costs to build a guillotine. This website gathered their info from a story headline that reads "What's The Best Way to Execute Evildoers?"
Your $1200 will cover lumber and all the hardware needed...as the article states, you can "pimp it out" with some paint and a basket.
I'm thinking I'll save mine, thanks though.