Sometimes I see weird news stories and I wonder how people can do that and this incident in Wisconsin is the perfect example.

Wisconsin Man Arrested At Popular Grocery Store

Let me set the scene for you. You stopped at the grocery store to pick up a few things on the way home from work. Maybe, you're an employee and you hear the announcement "Clean up on aisle three." You could work security and see something suspicious on the cameras.

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Doesn't matter which situation you're in, what you witnessed that day is very disturbing and you won't be able to get that image out of your head for a long time. You might immediately quit your job or swear off grocery shopping.

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The incident occurred at the Piggly Wiggly (the perfect name for the scene of the crime) in Kenosha. It happened on a Saturday afternoon. You know that's prime time for grocery shopping so I'm sure the place was packed.

The suspect was acting very strange. At first, the store security thought this man was shoplifting. Upon further review, he was doing something way worse. The guy was touching himself in an unpure manner. Yeah, right there in the middle of the grocery store.

He left a mess on the floor and took off. I feel bad for the poor employee who had to clean that up. I wonder what turned him on. Apparently, he really loves the food. That chip aisle is looking so good today.

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The local police were able to track him down by the security video. It would be quite awkward watching that footage. Honey, how was your day? Well, sweety, I had to watch some grocery store porn today.

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