Just another day in Sheboygan, Wisconsin.

Sheboygan, Wisconsin police were called to a home with reports of a man that was being abusive AFTER he ate a disinfectant wipe. What passed for food north of the border?

According to WTMJ cops found Brian G. Oakley shirtless, covered in sweat and flexing.

An argument broke out in the home when the woman of the home arrived to find Mr. Oakley eating a wipe. Obviously this guy is a little, actually, a lot messed up in the head.