Let's start at the beginning with this before we got to this dude's name. YAHOO

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Weird named Wisconsin man was arrested after the cops were called. Apparently there was a public disturbance in a park, near some tennis courts. No, this fella was not playing tennis...he was being loud, drinking and smoking weed in public. O.K., so there's your setup, dude was in public partying.

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Cops approached weird named Wisconsin man, and he instantly shoved his hands in his pockets...that is a sin, and a no-no. The actual arrested went rather smooth according to the officers, after he took his hands out of his pockets that is.

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The man was searched, cuffed, and arrested. He was in possession of a weapon and he also was busted with drug paraphernalia and some pot. Like I said, it all went rather smooth...until they discovered what his REAL NAME was.

There are "new" name, like an Aiden or a Elijah....the new "trendy" names, but this one is nowhere close to that.

Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce you to:

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

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Yep, that is this 30 year old's actual name...Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.

Now his birth name "was" Jeffrey Drew Wilschke. Apparently that wasn't good enough for Jeff. He legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.

28 letter name is, interesting? We hear about celebs changing their names all the time. Axl Rose is really William, and Slash's real name is Saul. But Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop? 

To each their own.

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