Of course, the Waterpark Capital of the World would have a perfect little escape for grown folks to do their waterpark fun without kids running everywhere.

It's going to be a big summer in Wisconsin Dells. Many of the big waterparks made some major upgrades, like this crazy new waterslide-meets-Ferris-wheel ride at Mt. Olympus resort. At this very moment, a naturally-filtered lake and floating water park resort are under construction, with part of the resort open now.

There is no shortage of great places to eat in the Dells, like this rustic, Northwoods-like pub with excellent food, old-fashioneds, and a 4000-gallon fish tank that all the locals rave about.

 

Life is about balance. I'm not exactly sure what comes next to make that statement more profound. I'm certain that I've seen a wood sign or meme that started with those words,

Life is about balance.

There's no need to be a deep thinker right now, I'm just using that line about balance to convince myself that I can take my wife to Wisconsin Dells and we can do some waterslides and swim up to the bar for some cocktails and not feel the least bit guilty that we're in the Waterpark Capital of the World without our four children.

'Family' TIme + 'Mom & Dad' Time = Balance

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That's my story, If your story is similar, or you're just an adult who isn't interested in hearing the sound of children while playing in the water, this is your spot. OnlyInYourState.com recently shared just how fun this place is.

Did I mention that it's indoor too? That means you can enjoy this waterpark within a waterpark all year round. And not just any waterpark, but one of the biggest in Wisconsin Dells.

The place that makes you feel like you've run away to the Caribbean.

Wilderness Resort in Wisconsin Dells

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This over 240,000 square foot resort has one of the largest indoor waterparks in the world, an enormous outdoor waterpark, including over 1,000 hotel rooms, all on 600 acres.

This gigantic resort has every possible amenity you could ask for when getting away Wisconsin Dells-style. Plus, the Wilderness Resort has one thing the other resorts don't, an adults-only waterpark that also has a very cool indoor and outdoor swim-up bar, Margaritas.

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Fun music, big drinks (the 42-ounce margarita), TVs, and a very tropical theme

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Here's everything you'll need to book your without-kids stay. WildernessResort.com.

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