Zombies

I'm going to state something that sounds like it can't possibly be true, but it is. Millions of zombie cicadas are about to invade Illinois. It's a real thing and there's science to prove it. Oh, and they might already be on the way, too.

I'll confess I don't exactly understand what I'm about to show you. It's a dead cicada in Illinois that has almost no body left, but it moves and I have video to prove it.

The only thing missing from this video is a few hundred zombies shambling about.

Zombie raccoons have been found in the Chicago area.

House ResoIution 0030 is a real thing...October is officially called "Zombie Preparedness Month" in Illinois.

Out of 50 states, how do we fair?

This is a real thing, from the floor of the senate.