Meanwhile in Wisconsin, Someone ate This Guys Wieners

With all of the troubles in the world, this guy has a legit beef.

Waukesha, Wisconsin police were called to the scene of a horrible crime where someone did the unthinkable.

According to CBS 58, the man arrived home to dinner to find a half-eaten hot dog on his plate and the food was still warm. There was a silver or grey Volvo parked in his driveway according to neighbors, and damn it all it was chili dog night.

The daughter claims she didn't eat it, the wife was not guilty, and there were no signs of forced entry. So because there were questions unanswered, the cops were called...seriously.