Apparently in Florida, shoving a large $62 rib roast down your pants is what the cool kids do.

Eric Worden shoved a 7lbs rib roast down his pants at a Publix grocery store and tried to take off like nothing was going on.

According to The Gun the Rib Roast was then tossed "due to contamination". Well I'd hope so.

Mr. Worden pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor and was released on a $500 bond, still hungry.