Lori Cheats [VIDEO]

It's been getting tense in the hallways here at the radio ranch with the Chili Shootout approaching. As you may know, we here at 96.7 The Eagle are declaring ourselves the winner's this year. We have been robbed over and over and over and over and over. Our chili rocks. I know it. Lori knows it. The judges know it. I can only assume they are being bribed somehow.

However, soon me and Lori started ripping on each other. I'd tell her she's having a bad hair day, she'd tell me at least she had hair. That's the sort of stuff you can't take back. So, we settled our differences the only way we knew how; a paper airplane flying contest.

Let me just say this. Lori is a paper airplane hustler. Like a pool hustler but with paper airplane. I'm pretty sure she travels from town to town on weekends and striking up conversations with paper airplane enthusiasts. Pretending like she doesn't know how to make or fly one. Innocently setting up a bet that her unsuspecting new friend thinks is a sure-win for him or herself. She's a hustler. Pete Rose was known as Charlie Hustle. Lori is the Pete Rose of the paper airplane world.

See what I mean?