There is currently a house listed on Zillow in St. Charles that is beautiful and amazing but it looks like the corporate headquarters of a cryptocurrency.

The asking price for this palace in the western burbs is just shy of $3,000,000. Here's a blurb from the description on the Zillow listing.

Own your own piece of tranquility and seclusion in this spectacular 45-acre estate in St Charles. The scenic 1/2 mile driveway takes you to the stunning gated entry. Enormous circle driveway accented by a center fountain. Vast gardens and foliage developed by Japanese landscape artist Hoichi Kuisu.

Sounds nice right? Let's take a look.

Zillow - Edward Lukasik
Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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This is the entrance you drive up to after traversing the HALF MILE long driveway. You can tell me that this is a private residence, but that 100% looks exactly like an office park. I expect to see parking spaces with the names of CEOs on the other side of that circular drive.

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Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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If you're going to have a half mile long driveway, you're gonna want to have a gate at the end of it to keep people from accidently driving up to your front door.

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Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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Zillow - Edward Lukasik
Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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The outdoor features of this property are simply stunning. From the pool to the waterfall to the trees surrounding the property, it us undoubtedly a natural beauty.

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Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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Zillow - Edward Lukasik
Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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This just adds to the office complex feel. This is absolutely a foyer. There should be a receptionists desk right there. Imagine having to walk through that every time you came home.

Zillow - Edward Lukasik
Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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The half mile long driveway in all its splendor.

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Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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This is the atrium of an office building and you can't tell me otherwise. Also notice the track lighting. Do you think there's enough lights?

Zillow - Edward Lukasik
Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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Again with the concert grade lighting system. It just seems like a bit of an overkill.

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Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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Gorgeous kitchen. No notes.

Zillow - Edward Lukasik
Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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Do you need a space that looks like an empty car dealership showroom? This place has it.

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Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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Zillow - Edward Lukasik
Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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What is this room? Is that a bed? A couch? A massage table? It also comes with a kitchen. A strange room.

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Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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What $3 million house would be complete without a steam room?

Zillow - Edward Lukasik
Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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What is this? An office? Another very strange room. Maybe is something that only very rich people know about.

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Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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A second kitchen because why not?

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Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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This hallway is very cool but matches none of the ambiance of the rest of the house. I love that window. At least I think it's a window.

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Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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I'm pretty sure this is the master bedroom with a ridiculous pedestal bed. This room also comes with a lot of track lighting. I initially thought this was a concert space but the fireplace made me reconsider.

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Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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How often with this audacious bathtub get used? Once a year? Maybe? I cannot imagine that being my primary bathroom. It's just way too big.

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Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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Zillow - Edward Lukasik
Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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The outdoor space more than makes up for anything weird going on inside the house.

Zillow - Edward Lukasik
Zillow - Edward Lukasik
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