Illinois Drunk Tells Cops He is ‘Burger King’ and Trump Will Beat Them up

Oh man, that next morning when your friends tell you the dumb things you said and did while you were hammered...Good times.

This Galesburg, Illinois man has a late night craving so he got in his car and heading towards Burger King around one am. Now this guy was in no condition to drive, so thankfully no one was hurt...So let's continue to make fun of him.

This fella is driving around the fast food spots parking lot, drunk. Almost running over people...so the cops were called. When the authorities arrived, they had themselves a handful with this guy.

Cops asking the man what his name was, to which he told them it was "Burger King." Quick thinking bruh, nice work. This is only the beginning of a "Whopper" of a story. Once it was time to arrested Mr. King, he was hurling racial slurs at the officers and followed that up by telling them that "Donald Trump was going to come beat them up." Guardian

At this point how in the world can you keep a straight face as an officer? It gets much better. He was arrested for drunk driving and was sent to the hospital for further evaluation. Burger told the doctors that ANOTHER doctor was on the way to visit him, to give him ONE MILLION DOLLARS! I want that doctor's number!

Once the evaluation was complete, Mr. Burger King was sent back to jail where he told all off the officers that they were "Satan Worshipers." This guy is my favorite, everything.

Driving under the influence, reckless driving, resisting arrest, one hell of a story to tell his buddies...Way to go, Burger!