How Much Meat can you fit in Your Pants?

A drunk Florida man loves his BBQ.

According to TCPALM Maeli Aguilar-Alvarez of Indiantown, Florida has the most meat in his pants. This outstanding individual attempted to steal a rack of ribs by shoving them down his pants at a local grocery store.

Also included is his attempted robbery was:

• two packs of hamburger buns
• nine pieces of fried chicken
• mashed potatoes

Must have been wearing his MC Hammer pants.