![How Much Meat can you fit in Your Pants?](http://townsquare.media/site/722/files/2018/01/RS10074_478037072-scr.jpg?w=980&q=75)
How Much Meat can you fit in Your Pants?
A drunk Florida man loves his BBQ.
Homemade Smoked Barbecue Pork Ribs Ready to Eat
According to TCPALM Maeli Aguilar-Alvarez of Indiantown, Florida has the most meat in his pants. This outstanding individual attempted to steal a rack of ribs by shoving them down his pants at a local grocery store.
Also included is his attempted robbery was:
- two packs of hamburger buns
- nine pieces of fried chicken
- mashed potatoes
Must have been wearing his MC Hammer pants.
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