Every time the youngest stepdaughter has a friend over I get this yelled at me, "What's the WIFI password again?" Geez, one last time so EVERYONE knows, "yesiamdoubletsboss" all lower case.

Ever jump on your phone and look at the other WIFI connections and their names? Pretty funny stuff, and quite creative. I'll have to admit that years ago when people first started doing this, I first saw "FBI Surveillance Van" I was like whoa, what?

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Creativity, some occasional vulgarity, it's your WIFI so have at it...but it makes you wonder who "It Burns When IP" is. BensBargins 

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So Here are 12 that I love, 12 WIFI names that took some work and creativity:

  1. Bill Wi, the Science Fi
  2. Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  3. FBI Surveillance Van #594 (scares away stupid criminals)
  4. LAN of Milk and Honey
  5. Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi!
  6. Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lan
  7. Skynet Global Defense Network
  8. I’m cheating on my WiFi
  9. Help, I’m Trapped in a Router!
  10. A Van Down By The River
  11. A LANnister Always Surfs The Net (for Game of Thrones fans)
  12. Series of Tubes


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Amazing work people, "Go back to Illinois" didn't make the list but still pretty epic.

Are you standard, do you alter yours, ever seen a good one that cracked you up? Leave some good one in the comment section on our Facebook page!

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