Five Guys Were Arrested for a Fight at a Five Guys

And with this, we have now achieved Five Guys singularity.

According to the police in Stuart, Florida, five guys were arrested on Wednesday night for a brawl inside of a... wait for it... Five Guys.

The police say, "Three juvenile males and two adult males were charged with affray and processed at the county jail."

A woman who witnessed the incident told authorities that one of the males was “talking sh*t” to another, a cup was thrown, and a door to the restaurant was slammed in someone’s face before an “all out brawl” broke out, according to an arrest report the department released Thursday.

Unfortunately, we don't have any more details than that, like what started the fight, but I'm not sure we need to know anything besides five guys brawled at Five Guys.