Dude Arrested For His Pool Floatie Fetish, it Gets Weirder
A "suspicious man" was spotted riding a bicycle with a garbage bag filled with deflated pool toys, THEN the story got weird.
From Smoking Gun Christopher Monnin told police that he opted for getting freaky with pool toys INSTEAD of raping women.
Christopher would break into homes and simply steal their inflatable pool toys, to do them...seriously. He kept the floaties in an abandoned home, 75 of them...Including, (drum roll please) an inflatable Shaquille O'neal.