Drunk, Knife-Wielding monkey attacks bar Patrons

A monkey with a knife walks in to a bar.

In Brazil, firefighters were called to a local drinking establishment to contain a monkey with a knife.

Maybe the best part of the story is that the knife-wielding monkey had just downed a glass of rum.

According to Fox 32 Chicago the drunk primate grabbed a knife and started chasing men throughout the bar.

"Slashy" as I'm calling him, was captured and released into the wild.