I took to our Eagle Classic Rock facebook page and asked a very important question: What is the worst pick-up line you have ever heard? Or used and failed? I had to know.  I have heard some whoppers in my lifetime but nothing like this.

Poor Adam:  Of course he got smacked in the face with his smooth pick-up line: "Wanna get a case of beer and do it or don't you drink?"

As for Kenny:  I give him props for his creativity:  "Is those them new space pants your wearing ? 'Cause your ass is outta this world baby...."  I mean who would say no to Kenny!?

Although I have a feeling that none of the lines that were used actually worked.

NOTE TO SELF:  These are not the pick-up lines you want to use at our First Single and Mingle Party.

But let's say that your pick-up line worked at our Single and Mingle Party and you scored those coveted 7 digits.  Now, how do you approach the first call?  Or do you do what this new generation of daters do, text?  I personally suggest to call, because if you text... it could end up like this: (Be warned)

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Trust me on this one friends:  Do Not Text!

I hope these were vital notes that will help you at Rockford's First Ever Single and Mingle Party on January 31st at Giovanni's!

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