*Breaking* Massive Bottle Spill on Perryville Near Harlem

**BREAKING**

There is a traffic delay on Perryville near Harlem this morning. It appears that bottle are filling the roadway making the traffic backup and sit for a while.

Who knows how long this type of cleanup will take, so if you will be traveling on Perryville near Harlem this morning/today, you might want to take a different route.

Hard to tell exactly what to packages/bottle are, but it is causing quite the headache for travelers this morning...Especially those heading to work, or going to buy shoes...or both. Just saying.

My guess, it's grape flavored Prime. It's so delicious, and hard to find. Maybe this was Rockford's shipment...now it's gone.

Anyway, avoid Perryville near Harlem this morning if you can.