Woman Sues Dr Pepper Saying She Didn’t Lose Weight After Drinking Diet Dr Pepper

From NBC NEWS, comes a story about why we suck as humans.

A California woman, Shana Becerra, sued the makers of Diet Dr. Pepper because she has been drinking it for 13 years and hasn't lost any weight. "Diet" Dr. Pepper, get it?

Decades of ads featuring skinny models drinking the soda was misleading, according to Becerra. So let me get this straight, she drank it for 13 years and is just now pissed off?

Dictionary definitions of the term 'diet' commonly refer to weight loss, or to other health benefits resulting from a special or limited selection of food or drink - Shana Becerra

She's serious about this. A three-judge panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco told her to go home and be quiet.