Wisconsin Man Puts 18 Crack Rocks in His Butt, Cops Find it. Eww.

A 22 year old Wisconsin man was about to be busted...This dude was envisioning a life behind bars for drug possession. SG

So there he is, Jovon Williams...about to be busted. Cops in Milwaukee, Wisconsin were about to search him for drugs. But wait, Jovon had 18 crack rocks in his possession. What could one do to secure his pricey items?? Being busted with 18 crack rocks, that's a LOT or prison time folks...what to do? What if Javon took off running out the "backdoor?" No, they would catch him and it would get ugly...But funny you mention, "backdoor" because that leads to the solution.

In a moment of panic, Javon decided to hide 18 crack rocks...

IN HIS BUTT

No lie, no this really took some...guts, some nerve, some OUCH!!!

After this lucky officer discovers a "knotted bag" not all secure in Jovon's "special hiding place," the task of recovering the drugs was next.

I'll spare you the details, but a bag with 18 crack rocks was removed from his butt. There, are you happy? Ewww...

The quote to end all quotes comes next from Jovon...

"I didn't want to get caught with that dope, I got 18 rocks, you would've done the same thing, I stuffed it way up my a**." Jovon Williams

Strong words, BUTT you are busted.

The story gets into even more detailed play by play at the link above. How they got the bag out, etc...Oh man, wth.