This Elf Messed With The Wrong People

This whole "Elf on the Shelf" thing, made a really bad choice today.

I walked into The Eagle this morning and our work area was invaded by this little annoying doll. Toilet paper everywhere, things are a mess and there he was was. Or there she was, I guess.

Now I don't know the rules of "Elf on the Shelf" apparently it loses its magic if you touch it, oops.

I've seen lot's of bizarre photo's over the years of this elf, but this is my first run in with him. The rules are as follows:

• Children are not allowed to touch the elf or he or she will lose their magic. (nothing about adults choking the elf, cool)
  
• If an elf is touched by mistake, children write a letter to Santa to apologize.
  

I look forward to what this little puppet has in store for us next week.