When I think of Oklahoma, visions of dust, tumbleweed, Woody Guthrie and panhandles go through my mind. Hypnotic really. Add drunk, pantless, confused teacher to that list now.

According to TulsaWorld.com newly hired teacher Lorie Ann Hill was sitting in her empty classroom. Not only was she without students, but also without pants or any idea of what was going on. She reportedly told police that she was drinking vodka for breakfast before entering the school. She was arrested for public intoxication and not DUI, because there was no proof that she had been drinking while driving to school.

This is not what Van Halen was singing about:

But this is:

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