It had been awhile since I've taken an economics class so I'm not sure what the current dollar to butt-load conversion rate is, but $3,800,000,000 has to be equal to at least one (1) butt-load.
What's the point of having $26.5 billion if you see your friend trying to buy ANOTHER historic sport franchise and you don't say "Hey, how 'bout I get a little piece of that action as well."