I was downtown last Friday when this dude on his bike swerved in front of me.

Photo - Captain Jack
Photo - Captain Jack

The light was red, and his jacket was eye-catching. I snapped this picture as the light turned green and then wondered all weekend, what the heck is "Rockford Killinois".

Apparently this is a thing, and apparently, I need a car wash. So here is what I came up with, here are my Top Five Things "Rockford Killinois Could Be":

  • Fantasy Football Team Name - I've heard a lot worse, you should see my league.
  • A Local Earplug Company - Wanna "kill the noise" check out our earplugs!
  • Sign Language Punk Band - They stand on stage and sign to MC5 and Ramones covers.
  • Ten Speed Bike Gang - He was on a bike, and the logo is pretty tough.
  • Muffler Repair Shop - Is your car being too loud, come see Rockford Killinois





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