I almost did it! I almost, for once, understood something. As my grandmother used to say, "So close, but no cigar." What in the world is zoanthropy anyways?

One thing I will say, is I would not want to be a zoanthropist. I would probably get caught eating bugs, bathing myself and poop in public. But I try to stay a bit of a classy lady, so I'm going to hope this never, ever happens to me.

 

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