Iowa Man with Several Sex Toys Is Busted for Pleasuring Himself at a Library
To this guy's credit, at least he respected the library policy of being quiet.
A 44-year-old man named Leroy McFarland was at the public library in Sioux City, Iowa on Friday afternoon, and he was pleasuring himself.
But he must've been doing it quietly, because he only got caught when a woman who was wandering around the library turned a corner and spotted him. And he said . . . quote, "Oh hi."
The cops came, and as they were taking Leroy out to their car, a sex toy fell off of him. The police report doesn't say where it fell from, but we're letting our imaginations handle that.
When they searched him, they found two other sex toys in the pocket of his sweatshirt.
He's been charged with indecent exposure.
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