What t-shirt should you NOT to wear, when breaking the law:

I hate cops

Can't catch me

Cops are dumb

Smarter than you

Nice try Copper

HOW TO OUTRUN A COP Ding, ding, ding!!!

Dateline, Mount Prospect, Illinois...A man guilty of a crime that he just committed, was easy to catch and was not dressed "appropriately" for his arrest.

Police crime scene
Brian Jackson

Now, not that there is a certain outfit of brand of clothes that is MADE for the day/time you get arrested, or is there? I think I might be on to something here. This could be a great "Shark Tank" idea. I've created a line of clothing that is perfect to wear when you get busted for the crime of your choice. I also have brand specifics like:

  • DUI
  • Burglary
  • Drunk in Public
  • and
  • Getting arrested for staying too long at an "All You Can Eat" Buffet!
FOX 32 Chicago via YouTube
FOX 32 Chicago via YouTube

O.K. to our smart criminal...Now it does not list on SG what our dumb friend was arrested, so we will just make something up to entertain. He looks relatively sober, so I'm going to rule out a DUI or public intoxication. Actually he looks down right pissed, so I will say it was something gutsy and daring that he got busted for. Are you ready, stealing baby formula from a Walmart, and then leading officers on a foot chase.

A police office on the side of the road as he writes a ticket.

This seems totally legit, and now the actual mugshot with AMAZING t-shirt:

Mt Prospect Illinois Police Dept
Mt Prospect Illinois Police Dept

Thank you for the entertainment, sir. You are my new favorite EVERYTHING.

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Say cheese, Illinois!


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