After drinking Fireball Whiskey, a woman in Illinois yanked out her boyfriend's colostomy bag.

I promise that this is a true story and not some sort of punchline to a joke.

Here's a little background.

A 66-year-old man and 54-year-old woman have been together for over 20 years. The couple also lives together in Peoria, Illinois.

Apparently, the other night they had a disagreement which ended up with a call to the police.

The boyfriend came home drunk and his girlfriend wasn't happy.

To get back at him, she started doing shots of Fireball Whiskey. Unfortunately, that just made the woman irate.

Then it got physical.

According to,

"However, the liquor apparently did not soothe her agitation. According to the boyfriend, she “ripped off” his colostomy bag “because she knows it is his weak spot.” 


When questioned by the officers, she denied any wrongdoing. She was arrested.

Let this be a lesson to you. Fireball will not solve your problem. It will only add fuel to the fire.

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