Illinois Man Gets Prison Time For Stealing Thin Mints and Samoas???

First off, Samoas are trash. The garbage of Girl Scout Cookies, pure crap. OK, with that said here is this crunchy and tasteless story. SG

Terrell Lillybridge is a trouble maker. Waving guns, stealing stuff, in and out of jail...During one of his arrests, cops found a loaded Tech 9mm semiautomatic assault gun inside a car he was driving. See, trouble...even before the cookie theft.

There was also a gun battle that left poor Terrell with a bullet in his tummy, ouch! He obviously survived...and was hungry.

Terrell did some hard time and after getting out of prison, he checked into a halfway house for six months. Rebuild, get himself of track...be a member of society in a positive way. This stop as a halfway house is where the delicious trouble started...Stealing Girl Scout Cookies!

"Lillybridge was found to have stolen another residents’ Girl Scout cookies, which was confirmed by a surveillance camera at the facility." - U.S. Probation Officer Eric Hermes

So wait, this would just be a slap on the cookie stealing wrist...right? Again Samoas are trash.

With all of his past troubles, stealing these cookies landed Tyrell in a whole lotta trouble!  Since Lillybridge still has about 18 months to serve on probation, the Judge could direct Tyrell to do some serious hard time...for stealing cookies. FEDERAL PRISON.

...and THAT is how the cookie crumbles (Dom DOM DOM!!!)